blackluster117

joined 2 years ago
sorted by: new top controversial old
*Remember...* in c/tenforward@lemmy.world
Good advice, however you read it. in c/memes@slrpnk.net
[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

I'm a sign, not a cop

Shrimp Rule in c/196@lemmy.world
[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago

I guess it was that shrimple after all.

Used to consume not produce in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

As someone that is currently going through KC1 and is old enough to have used floppy disks, this hurts me so deep.

Blend Tasting Beans in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Do you have anything with a good vintage? I like my beans finely aged.

RATMM in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

The man heard "Fuck the police" and thought "Say less".

12 February 2025 in c/thefarside@sh.itjust.works
[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

In Soviet Russia, cockroach step on you.

7 February 2025 in c/thefarside@sh.itjust.works
[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

-insert Professor Utonium spilling Chemical X.gif-

Anon becomes a shrimp farmer in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
29 January 2025 in c/thefarside@sh.itjust.works
[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Thus, the patch kit was invented.

Athletics Australia becomes Australian Athletics in 'bold new' rebrand in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

God, corporations are so fucking boring.

Should have seen it coming in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

Every time I read Erlich's name, I hear Jin Yang struggling to pronounce it.

view more: next ›