blakenong

There’s a cool YouTube channel called “Will it Blend,” and I think that dude should get those phones.

“We were looking into you”

A: Hey bud, this house is probably gonna need a new roof soon. the foundation is all eaten up. Those pipes are still lead. There’s asbestos in the walls. And you’re right next to a waste water treatment plant. Maybe you should look for anoth—

B: No I like it. The door is my favorite color.

A: Color? I mean, you can paint any—

B: No no, this is the one. It has a red door. Nothing else matters.

Any American willing to fight Europe is a piece of shit, especially if it’s your job.

I feel like this article is about 25 years too late.

Either way, rent will go up to eat it all away.

To be fair, most Americans do fall for things pretty easily when all they have to do is literally nothing

10 more years! So excited for water world! Kevin Costner is 70, so realistically he could be alive to see fiction become reality.

He’s just going to bring it back rebranded and collect all the congestion penalties for himself.

Trump Anti-Congestion Bill

That orange face paint certainly does make more sense now.

It’s like four percent, five percent, it’s just, you know, very low. It’s very sad. And the people in Ukraine, the good people, they just want him gone but he won’t leave. He has only six percent of the voters, but he still won. That’s a lot of voter fraud. Very sad.

I don’t know about that because the American people, they know. They elected me twice with the biggest voter turn out in history. Maybe it will be more the third time? Who knows, maybe I will be king of Ukraine.

Gucci just needs to come out with bullet proof vests. They won’t work for shit, but all the republican women will buy one.