kriz

joined 2 years ago
sorted by: new top controversial old
What do I do in this position? in c/anarchychess@sopuli.xyz
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

Sacrifice a few bread crumbs early to improve your position

More lamp in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

I like BIG BULBS and I cannot lie...

MothDonalds in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

55 lamps 55 candles 55 flashlights 55 matches 55 mirrors 55 porch lights 55 bulbs

June 14- Lest we forget in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't get the point of trying to start a national trend of calling Trump a chicken. Are you trying to goad him into following through with the worst of his plans? I'm glad whenever he chickens out I want him to chicken out MORE, not less.

Bring him down, Legolas! in c/lotrmemes@midwest.social
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

The armor is weak in the mouth

37
SLPT: Cover your hands with glue and let it dry. You now have the rough hands of a working man. (slrpnk.net)
22
SLPT: If you are up too late, move your bed to the western most part of your house or apartment. (slrpnk.net)
SLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time. in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Blinking is superior. Without blinking, you could be staring for up to a minute at the clock unsure if time is moving or even if it exists. Theblink immediately tells you that time is working.

SLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time. in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Simple fix: use a strip of electrical tape over your eyes

SLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time. in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh so you're one of those ppl obsessed with frame rates

291
SLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time. (slrpnk.net)
Can any decipher this? in c/shittytattoos@lemmy.ca
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

Ass Hat Orgy

267
Feces is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. (slrpnk.net)
 
"Ride to the libraries of Minas Tirath. Seek there the fell name of... *en passant*!" in c/anarchychess@sopuli.xyz
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago

Them Nazgul found some pillows when Aragorn sidestepped their ass

Once you reach the level of Grandmaster, you unlock the final boss in c/anarchychess@sopuli.xyz
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 19 points 2 months ago

The ocean means pawns just drown on the last row. This is a tough fight.

I just realized... in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago

It's because the year feels twice as long

17
SLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrush (slrpnk.net)
 

Stop giving Big Floss your hard earned money. It is almost infinitely rewashable and reusable.

62
SLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want. (slrpnk.net)
 

Stolen from:

52
SLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized. (slrpnk.net)
88
SLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker. (slrpnk.net)
 

Courtesy of : https://www.instagram.com/reel/DC7NvliIEz7/

72
SLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin. (slrpnk.net)
33
SLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business. (slrpnk.net)
79
SLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it. (slrpnk.net)
351
SLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones. (slrpnk.net)
view more: next ›