kriz

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Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 33 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Reverse the numbers and you get 1220. Feel old yet?

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SLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want. (slrpnk.net)
 

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The casting that we nearly got in c/tenforward@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 6 points 5 days ago

I don't know enough Star Trek to make an amusing change to "some mothafuckas always trying to ice skate uphill" but I wish I did.

Jailbreak guide for PS4 in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 days ago (4 children)

What can you do with a jailbreak ps4?

ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online in c/privacy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes I am. And you should too.

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SLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized. (slrpnk.net)
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SLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker. (slrpnk.net)
 

Courtesy of : https://www.instagram.com/reel/DC7NvliIEz7/

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SLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin. (slrpnk.net)
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SLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business. (slrpnk.net)
We Forge The Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

Sir this is a hot dog

SLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it. in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't get it but I like it

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SLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it. (slrpnk.net)
SLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones. in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You should be OK, unlikely they will bother watching a camera over a few burned out bulbs.

SLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones. in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

You are right, it is shitty for the airbnb owner. Which is great! Sometimes you gotta bring some shitty to those bastards. Being shitty is not always a bad thing.

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SLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones. (slrpnk.net)
SLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion. in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

You can follow those 3 vans and steal one of them when the fight starts.

SLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion. in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

Here in America they just throw them near your door fron the sidewalk

SLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion. in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

"Dad, isn’t this stealing?" "Read your town charter, boy: 'If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot.' Since I don’t see him around, start shovelling!"

SLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion. in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

Yes but in exchange for $100s of dollars worth of loot

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SLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion. (slrpnk.net)
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SLPT: Wearing a shirt that says "For entertainment purposes only" in large letters could get you out of legal trouble for your actions (slrpnk.net)
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SLPT: Not happy with your living situation? It could be a lot worse. If you were on Mars you wouldn't even have enough oxygen to breathe! Venus would crush and boil you! (slrpnk.net)
 

And most of space is a pitiless void that would pop you like a balloon. Oh I think you earthlings got it pretty good.

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SLPT: Need an item? Check out stores! There are a lot of different kinds and most towns have them. It's a quick and easy way to get an item. (slrpnk.net)
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SLPT: If you are in a dangerous situation and someone yells "Duck!", make sure they aren't talking about the bird or you could end up looking real stupid. (slrpnk.net)
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