lazyneet

joined 1 year ago
[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

During ass play, do not directly bite the anus.

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I miss the guy who used to make these threads, but it looks like he left and deleted everything. Sad. He was hot too.

The only "fun" I had in the last couple of weeks was an embarrassing date last Tuesday. The guy said we weren't a match within 20 minutes of meeting and called a taxi. I'd rather not talk about it. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago

No. Have you?

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago

Never screamed during vaginal sex. The last time I had it, I said that we may as well stop. I don't know if other gays are like me, but it isn't my thing.

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

I shave in the shower and use depilatory cream for my ass. The red spots around the pubic area reduce once the skin has habituated to regular shaving.

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 10 points 3 months ago

Two different partners gave me a handjob in the same bookstore. The first time it happened I was surprised. The second time it seemed like a strange coincidence. (Never came in either case)

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago

I find myself looking for mtf trans and crossdressing video content the most. Even if it's vanilla, even if real-life traps are flakes, even if the video is only 2 minutes long, for me masturbation has become a get-it-over-with experience until I find a partner again.

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago

No sexy times recently. A lot of doomscrolling and dating app messages that went nowhere. I definitely overpaid for a pair of shiny black tights.

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago

I put my sexual preferences in my dating profiles and I make sure I'm as direct as the setting allows. I can't understand people who are coy about their sexuality. Mismatching sexuality is absolutely a dealbreaker. I recently spent an entire day with a guy who suddenly decided he wasn't gay. Could have saved me the trouble.

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I think it's good to get people's sexualities out in the open before the relationship even begins. Like, I'm a bottom and I simply don't fuck women (in a conventional sense). Gay guys are more understanding. It's kind of a big deal and I wouldn't want to lead with false assumptions.

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I told my first gf I was bi and she brought over her other boyfriend to tie me up and fuck my ass <3

[โ€“] lazyneet@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago

Where indeed? I'm pansexual, currently leaning more gay, nb-presenting male with a thin frame. If I had no standards, I could probably find some bear in the area. Scruff is another gay app, and I managed to meet someone through that who looks like my type but isn't much of a top and didn't want to meet again. I'm also on a BDSM-focused gay site called Recon, where I've been engaged in a multi-month ongoing conversation with this shy pantyhose fetishist who eventually wants to try things. I avoid Grindr because I'm not looking for disposable experiences.

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