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The right Unix-like OS

It's always been BSD, it'll always be BSD.

I believe last time I saw it it was hanging from Donnie's diaper, like a forgotten strip of toilet paper...

Your snake has two heads.

Also, one of them shares an edge with the tail.

The head would share an edge with the arse (supposing the arse is on the first bend from the tail).

I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

Holden's favourite book, if I recall correctly, is Don Quixote... but instead of seeing it as a satire of sixteenth century Spain and chivalric tradition he sees the antics of the evidently senile and deranged protagonist as a manual of how to act.

The whole series is Holden tilting at windmills.

They're quite well written and engaging windmills, though, and there's a lot of great Sancho Panzas to accompany and provide a contrast to our knight errand, so it's still a great series.

Already burned the White House down once, can burn it down again.

It already has.

They've drunk their own coolaid. They actually believe their own bullshit. They've offloaded what little thinking they used to do onto LLMs. They have them manage their schedules, summarise their emails, write their emails and speeches, and make every single decision for them.

They're brain-dead computer operated zombies.

The problem is that they keep getting paid absurd amounts of money for being completely useless (and that they've always been so useless that no one can tell the difference).

I can't help but picture the business card scene from American Psycho, but they're comparing the “AI” assistants they use instead of their cards.

It's not even selection, though.

We grafted those citruses into existence.

They're delicious Frankenstein style abominations unto nature.

In the coconut.

It installs and activates itself stealthily, slows down the computer, and eventually makes it unusable.

If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck...

Bitlocker works as intended

Oh, definitely. If it was intended to be malware.

Which would have been several orders of magnitude less harmful than everything Trump has done (which includes sending the nation into chaos anyway).