mydoomlessaccount

Hawaii and Nevada should date ❤️

Simple! Just keep $2,000 cash in your glove compartment at all times. You've now saved $500, congratulations!

Smoking like a mad scientist in a cartoon that just got electrocuted by an experiment gone awry

I could swear I set an alarm, but I might have turned it off and fell back asleep..

Oh, shit. Was that today??

Wasn't just the rug, either. He kept an old, wooden crate from his boyhood home in his office, as well, that he'd chew on for the tactile sensation of soft wood.

In times of great stress, Hitler was known to seriously munch some box.

1. House
2. Little window
3. Corvette
4. Everything (for him, and himself, and everybody around)

Well, let 'em come over and we can all clip coupons together

Right. When we were all laughing at the people who would have genuine reactions to things people would say to them on the internet because "the internet is serious business lmao," that was totally fine and a different thing. It's those damn zoomers that fucked it all up. Right.

When I was a teenager, the discussion was always "would you survive the first wave," and my friends and I were never sure if we would or not. We didn't realize the bar for that was whether or not you would run towards the zombies..

With a playful strawberry jam filling that gushes out of its eyes and mouth when you bite into it