nicknonya

joined 2 years ago
[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 days ago

if you believe that sex and gender are synonymous and assigned at birth then someone who doesn't like their gender becomes a walking contradiction.
any person with a healthy relationship to having their worldview challenged would see that and think "hey maybe i was taught wrong"

unfortunately for everyone on earth conservatives define themselves by thinking that what they were taught is the rightiest thing ever actually so that doesn't happen

as for why pedophiles specifically, they're a group of people who are so thoroughly hated any and all violence against them is 'justified'

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago

a matematician specializes in palgebra

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/21991696

the beast must be bothered

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/21991696

"annoying my cat until he gives up the chair speedrun any% (WR)"

the beast must be bothered

 

the beast must be bothered

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/21870944

show transcriptfreakoutgirl posts:
*feels my body get anxious for no reason*
what is it boy, what do you see?

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/21870944

show transcriptfreakoutgirl posts:
*feels my body get anxious for no reason*
what is it boy, what do you see?

 

show transcriptfreakoutgirl posts:
*feels my body get anxious for no reason*
what is it boy, what do you see?

 

show transcript90% of gamblers quit before they win meme edited to read:
fact: 90% of yearning :3ers quit one witty comment before they experience sincere affection for real this time guys!!

 
[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the day i don't :3 is the day i'm dead

 

show transcriptphoto of an electrical socket, behind the plastic cover the wires glow bright orange. blue flashes escape from the edges of the cover

 

show transcriptamantha-again posts:

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

follow for more tits

amantha-again replies:
tips

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/21484248

show transcriptgentlyorbiting posted:
i'm the guy who writes the books that the protagonist in supernatural horror movies frantically reads somewhere in act ii. job's pretty easy. lot of "legends of vampires have recurred all throughout human history" and "demonologists agree that the quickest way to un-summon a demon is to trap it in a cursed object". no citations of course; they don't pay me citation money. i had to learn html back in the early aughts when everyone started seeking their supernatural info on websites they found via top search engines like FINDLER and WEBSIGHT but that's died down now which is great because i didn't have it in me to pick up css. currently working on a new book about horses that are evil. it's called HORSES THAT ARE EVIL in all caps so the protagonist can find it quickly to yank off the library shelf. it will be published 35 years ago.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/21484248

show transcriptgentlyorbiting posted:
i'm the guy who writes the books that the protagonist in supernatural horror movies frantically reads somewhere in act ii. job's pretty easy. lot of "legends of vampires have recurred all throughout human history" and "demonologists agree that the quickest way to un-summon a demon is to trap it in a cursed object". no citations of course; they don't pay me citation money. i had to learn html back in the early aughts when everyone started seeking their supernatural info on websites they found via top search engines like FINDLER and WEBSIGHT but that's died down now which is great because i didn't have it in me to pick up css. currently working on a new book about horses that are evil. it's called HORSES THAT ARE EVIL in all caps so the protagonist can find it quickly to yank off the library shelf. it will be published 35 years ago.

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago

this is unrelated to any real world events

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

heres the og link, i really should get into the habit of adding this to the post

https://www.tumblr.com/nick-nonya/773766215903707136

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

unfortunately image uploads from links don't support the built-in alt text system, and uploading directly to my instance is unreliable

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

it's not a particularly deep joke, at some point in the past our ancient ancestors stopped producing vitamin c by themselves so now we get scurvy if we don't eat fruit sometimes.
also British teeth stereotypically suck

those are the only two things you need to understand the joke

oh and to "fuck [someone] raw" just means to have unprotected sex

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