nuke

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[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I hope you understand your retirement party was part of a covert mission to lure Saddam out of hiding.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Everybody gangsta until the Greenlandic Shamans charge forward on 10 foot tall polar bear mounts armored with enchanted walrus bone.

 
[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

You got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

No one has threatened anyone. This post is fine both in the US and Canada. Your comments have been removed for rules 5 and 6. Let's focus on the shitposting.

Also I may be misunderstanding but I'm pretty sure Pat means "destroy" in the biblical sense. Like, "Mmm I'm bout to destroy that Trussy". Look at him shaking his ass so seductively. All he wants is to be pegged by a dominant Canadian woman. Can't we all relate?

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

How could you forget the degens from upcountry? We all heard what The Ginger and Boots did to that ostrich.

 
[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

NCD isn't the place for this

 
[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago

Tony Oppenheimer was able to build this in a shack! With a box of scraps!

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Whatever, you're now a beaver 🪄

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

LOCK AND LOAD

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

We could use the extra space for a parking lot

 
 
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