This seems like a remarkably good idea but I still wouldn't gender it. Say it's "hands on therapy for physically oriented people" or something. I'm sure there are plenty of non-male humans who would benefit.
Hell, it might even work for my girlfriend who will go to insane lengths to avoid sitting down and having a conversation about anything personal. If it works, I owe you an upvote or something.
and call police what they are, nothing more than enforcers for the owner class. Not your friends, not there for 'justice', not there to save you. They exist to exert control and dominance over the exploited.