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I got a Roland JP8000 off of Reverb this week. It's been 15 years since I lost my first one, so I have a bit of refamiliarising to do.

I've been here almost a month and I don't know what FOSS is, and at this point I'm scared to ask.

It's a bechamel, friend. You are fool who doesn't understand food. You probably boil everything you don't microwave.

Chicken fried steak or chicken is just American schnitzel really.

They meant cook . Heat your butter till melted, stir in your flour to make a roux then add your milk then salt and pepper to taste.

"formal rules of the English language" that's rich.

Everybody used to cry that the damn robots were coming for your jobs. Well I got news for you. They don't want your jobs. What they're taking is your hobbies. Get back to work, flesh bag.

Will be commercially available for only $2M per pill and not covered by any insurance.

Rain? Someone pissed there.

An ex of mine was a vegetarian, and when she heard about Lonestar ticks, she said it would sure be funny if she put one on me so I would have to be a vegetarian too. That was the moment she became an ex.

Colorful metaphors

That woman has never had an orgasm.