pressedhams

Why is that of any consequence?

She’s 22, but still.

That you tell everyone to go look at and find themselves as a way for hand waving away your weak and sensational claims.

Sure, but only if they are going to give you due process. But ICE isn’t police. It’s the current gestapo arm of the American Regime.

You’ve outlined it in your post. Your conversation is about how you want more than a platonic friendship and if she doesn’t, you are developing feelings and for your own sake cannot continue to hang out.

Whether you could still be her friend via text or on a other level is also up to you, do you need a clean break or can you just “take a break” and reach back out to her when you’re ready or whatever?

Missed the chance at being humerus.

🌈 sarcasm🌈

Sure, not having a vagina negates the 5 inch depth limit.

What a strong use of context clues!

What a humble brag.

As if this wasn’t stolen from the Bobs Burgers opening.

https://bobs-burgers.fandom.com/wiki/Aquaticism/Gags?file=Aquaticism_Store.png

Gays and Lesbians were institutionalized until the late 1960s.