saltnotsugar

joined 1 week ago
[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Somehow naked DK is more nude than the most naked…naked dude.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Yeah so I used the cousin thing as an in. I mean if anyone’s gonna bang my cousin it’s me! -Einstein

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Some say they’re feisty, but I think they work great as a team.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 21 points 15 hours ago

If someone enjoys something I say let them enjoy it. Seems like an interesting combination but not something I need to go out and try immediately.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago

(Tube bends slightly) The age of man is over.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 27 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

My wife will just slowly scoot over to me while she’s in blanket cocoon mode and then lean on me.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

You guys said no mustaches! Oh come on!

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Hungry with itchy eyes? Deep fried chicken with the sensational flavor of Allegra is here for you.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

My cat does this too. I like to walk around and loudly wonder where she has gone off to. Then she’ll happily wiggle her tail moving the curtains back and forth.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

See the problem is you’re using logic and reason backed up by facts. They need to hear loud buzzwords from talking heads.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Denny’s waitress rolled her eyes when I asked which wine pairs best with the chicken strips.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Anal is now first base.

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