smuuthbrane

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Just Because in c/fediverse@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 minutes ago

You mean Tim Hortons is South Canada owned.

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force." in c/starwarsmemes@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I have to ask, what's this based on? What media am I missing?

Guess the Episode [Easy] in c/thesimpsons@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And don't forget some orange drink for the long drive home!

Asimov wasn't prescient enough in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This would be a fine 4th law.

What do you guys think about this phone? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

Just got mine a few weeks ago, after my 5T finally started using most of its battery during a normal day. Got a solid 7 years out of it. So far the 13 is solid, and I'm looking forward to the next 5-7 years with it.

So far the most battery I've used is 50% in one day, and that's only charging it up to 80%. I could probably make it last over 2 days if I needed to.

How are you organizing your spare cable drawer? in c/dull_mens_club@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago

Wait, you're supposed to organize your spare cables??

We like getting triggered. We seek it out. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Harder, daddy.

You cannot fill an internal rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

My balloon catheter begs to differ.

Diagnosis: Tiddies, meh. in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 138 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I offer free second opinions. 😅

Piss rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 106 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

As a Canadian, I'd like to buy a drink for someone within walking distance of Trump tower. Preferably a pitcher of cheap beer.

Oops in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Like any part of the current administration would care about stepping in wet paint.

YSK how to report scam texts and mobile calls to 7726 in c/youshouldknow@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Damn, not for Canada.

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Chowdered Donut (sh.itjust.works)
 

Stolen from Lemmy ShitpostsDonut filled with chowder

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Sample gut flora of people with "auto-brewery syndrome", culture the samples, and sell them in pill form to DUI lawyers for their clients. (sh.itjust.works)
 

This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you'd have no trouble selling each pill for $1000.

Or, sell the pills for way less to those that want to get drunk off bread or pasta. Either way it's a totally plausible, feasible, potentially lucrative shitty idea.

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PCBWay does CNC and sheet metal, apparently together (sh.itjust.works)
 

I thought this group might be able to appreciate this part. I ordered 5 from PCBWay. They are 1/4" mild steel. For just over $30USD each I got them in 16 days. But I have SO MANY questions about their process.

I wanted to share my incredulity with group that might also have their minds blown with this.

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Scab in a Can (sh.itjust.works)
 

A can or bottle of an edible liquid that, when applied to skin, dries to a peelable scab-like consistency.

Mainstream? No, but the niche this hits it would hit HARD.

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I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent. (sh.itjust.works)
 
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text notice overlaid on feed (sh.itjust.works)
 

Just got the update overnight and now i have a text overlaid on my feed. Is there a way to clear the message or otherwise get it to disappear?

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portrait to landscape refreshes feed (sh.itjust.works)
 

I've had this happen a few times now when looking at images, I tap an image to open it, turn my devise to landscape mode, but instead of seeing the image my feed refreshes. Known bug, or has anyone else found this too?

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refresh on portrait to landscape transition (sh.itjust.works)
 

Hey, I've experienced this a few times now. I've clicked an image to view it, but to get a better view I've switched to landscape mode. When this happens, instead of seeing the image still, my feed refreshes. Anyone else getting this? Known bug maybe? Thanks!

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sort by "New", updates instantly all the time? (sh.itjust.works)
 

I'm still playing around getting my bearings here, trying to explore this still-growing federation. I've tried browsing by "New" on both mobile and desktop a couple of times, but on desktop it's almost unsuable. Any time there's a new post, the INSTANT it goes up my feed updates, and scrolls down. Sometimes it's one post, sometimes a dozen.

To me (opinion here), sorting by "new" should sort of be a timestampped thing: I want "new as of right now but nothing more". If I refresh, sure update me to the latest. But a list that's live updating as things happen? That's... not useful to me.

Am I missing something, or does anyone else feel similarly?

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