smuuthbrane

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Behind the scenes test shots just discovered in c/tenforward@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

The Beatles, Pauly Shore, Lex Luthor, and Ted Logan.

Do you have a point? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah, four - my teeth.

How does Edward Scissorhands pee? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Trickles down one leg. Both, if he's unlucky.

one bright second in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Thanks for that. I've read it before, long ago, but completely forgot about it. Still a great story.

Will you elaborate? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
I need someone to help me identify this shark plz. Spotted in the wild. Maybe a new species. in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Hmm, I don't remember the book exploring bodies of water and the triffids. And I've read it recently.

Underappreciated apocalypse universe, that.

Sign language interpretters would probably be great at spelling bees in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

To be honest, spelling bees is incredibly easy. B-E-E-S, doesn't matter what job you have, I mean kids can spell it.

one bright second in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Well then I'm just going to enjoy the absolute fuck out of Hawking radiation and Mr pouty pants can sulk for 10^elebenty eons.

I need someone to help me identify this shark plz. Spotted in the wild. Maybe a new species. in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 week ago (8 children)

The teeth are mostly flat, indicating that it's an herbivore. With the eyes on the front side of the face, that indicates that it's a predator, due to its binocular vision. So this rare specimen hunts ambulatory plants. A very rare find indeed! Yay science!!

I mean... except shitting my pants... in c/lemmyscareyou@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

If they're nice, we chill.

If they're just trying to be a dick, some fingers are getting stepped on. Oops.

Free energy mod! in c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

🤦‍♂️

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My wife didn't want to serve the cranberry log last night. I guess she doesn't understand it's just a garnish and centerpiece.

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Chowdered Donut (sh.itjust.works)
 

Stolen from Lemmy ShitpostsDonut filled with chowder

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Sample gut flora of people with "auto-brewery syndrome", culture the samples, and sell them in pill form to DUI lawyers for their clients. (sh.itjust.works)
 

This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you'd have no trouble selling each pill for $1000.

Or, sell the pills for way less to those that want to get drunk off bread or pasta. Either way it's a totally plausible, feasible, potentially lucrative shitty idea.

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PCBWay does CNC and sheet metal, apparently together (sh.itjust.works)
 

I thought this group might be able to appreciate this part. I ordered 5 from PCBWay. They are 1/4" mild steel. For just over $30USD each I got them in 16 days. But I have SO MANY questions about their process.

I wanted to share my incredulity with group that might also have their minds blown with this.

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Scab in a Can (sh.itjust.works)
 

A can or bottle of an edible liquid that, when applied to skin, dries to a peelable scab-like consistency.

Mainstream? No, but the niche this hits it would hit HARD.

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I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent. (sh.itjust.works)
 
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text notice overlaid on feed (sh.itjust.works)
 

Just got the update overnight and now i have a text overlaid on my feed. Is there a way to clear the message or otherwise get it to disappear?

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portrait to landscape refreshes feed (sh.itjust.works)
 

I've had this happen a few times now when looking at images, I tap an image to open it, turn my devise to landscape mode, but instead of seeing the image my feed refreshes. Known bug, or has anyone else found this too?

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refresh on portrait to landscape transition (sh.itjust.works)
 

Hey, I've experienced this a few times now. I've clicked an image to view it, but to get a better view I've switched to landscape mode. When this happens, instead of seeing the image still, my feed refreshes. Anyone else getting this? Known bug maybe? Thanks!

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sort by "New", updates instantly all the time? (sh.itjust.works)
 

I'm still playing around getting my bearings here, trying to explore this still-growing federation. I've tried browsing by "New" on both mobile and desktop a couple of times, but on desktop it's almost unsuable. Any time there's a new post, the INSTANT it goes up my feed updates, and scrolls down. Sometimes it's one post, sometimes a dozen.

To me (opinion here), sorting by "new" should sort of be a timestampped thing: I want "new as of right now but nothing more". If I refresh, sure update me to the latest. But a list that's live updating as things happen? That's... not useful to me.

Am I missing something, or does anyone else feel similarly?

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