sudo_shinespark

joined 2 years ago
[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Handle us? You'll handle us? You know, your predecessors had much more respect.

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

It’s funny how sometimes two wrongs make a right

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

This is my favorite Treehouse episode honestly. I am going to have to rewatch it now

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Lousy Smarch weather…

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, I’ll always have my prank calls. Hello? Old lady from Titanic? You stink!

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Legend has it my great grand pappy stumbled upon this recipe when he was trying to invent a cheap substitute for holy water

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

You said you wanted me to crush him, right?

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

Nah, those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up. And they have a whole playbook ready for it this time, so things are gonna get interesting and tragic sooner than later.

Bonus points that if we make through, we can look forward to new exciting wars about water resources and inhospitable climate problems

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

Cool story, bro.

PLEASE GO VOTE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Quick, Lenny, cover for me

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

The sun hurts when you stare at it.

Look, I can do it too!

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 58 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The two signs you need are:

  1. Did you drop off your ballot?
  2. Did your local government confirm they received your ballot?
 
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