thegr8goldfish

There's zero percent chance this was written by Diapers but I guess it is concerning that we don't know who's really calling the shots and shooting off the tweets.

I kinda like escape goat.

I'm certain it was 100% just like the weird al biography.

I believe what you are looking for is called the unbearable weight of massive talent.

Beakman's World

Why? A majority of people support doing more to address climate change but the powers that be don't represent the interests of anyone except the people that are actively trying to make it worse.

People that do this are inviting you to join the call. Announce yourself and ask what the caller is wearing.

They are literally strapped to enough explosives to kill them many times over. It may not require any skill, but it is certainly dangerous.

Gribble for President!

Supposing Stargate technology exists, you could conceivably control an entire galaxy, but that is proposing the existence of technology incompatible with our best understanding of the universe. Realistically the solar system will probably be the limit of my empire.

I'm totally ignorant about these robotaxis. Are they at least painted with warning colors so we can get out of the way ?

Pretty sure I have this square on by End Times Bingo card.