Not Shoot 'em Up?
toynbee
In case you enjoy webcomics, especially extremely vintage ones, there's one called Sluggy Freelance. One pretty early storyline has the protagonists encounter vampires and discover that turning into a vampire automatically makes you skinny, gives you abs, etc. They recommend that the vampires advertise this, which is initially rejected, but ...
I don't know whether it's maintained its quality, but it looks like it's still ongoing! I don't have the time to spend hours of my life reading comics anymore, but when I did, I greatly enjoyed this one.
edit: https://sluggy.com/
Lumpy Space Princess?
Some examples of very enjoyable related media that are not Don't Look Up include The Last Policeman book trilogy and the Netflix animated series Carol & the End of the World.
(There's nothing wrong with Don't Look Up, but it's the only recommendation I ever see.)
If not in person, I prefer asynchronous conversation. It doesn't require my constant full attention, so if I'm working or something I can still engage; and if it's any kind of serious conversation (whether emotional or just reasoning out something complex), I can take my time to think about an answer to ensure I provide a complete and accurate (to the best of my ability) thought.
That said, no one ever seems to respond to texts, even if they started the conversation. It's a lot harder to do that in a voiced conversation.
My body has chosen approximately this path for me.
Assuming it's not a bit, good luck at your interview. I believe in you!
I'm not sure how I could be aware of whether a thought was truly original. Many of the other comments in this post are random things like "coconut car cacophony" or whatever. It's possible that no one has ever thought those words in conjunction before, but does it count as a thought or just a barrage of words with no meaning behind them? Additionally, if they do comprise an original thought, how would I know? I don't feel a burst of originality while thinking those words and, if I did, I probably wouldn't trust it.
A statement or expressible opinion would be something I could research. A thought is harder to define. I can't guarantee no one has ever said "coconut car cacophony" before, but I can look for it; if someone has expressed a sentence (or opinion) that has actual meaning (unlike my three words), I can look for things that might have derived from that statement. For example, "e=mc^2" was likely an original thought, but it has since become commonplace (regardless of an understanding of its meaning) and, if I were to have that thought without a prior introduction to it, I could look for it or other physics theories for which it was the basis. Finding it or derivatives, I would be able to determine that someone had thought of it before I did, verifying its prior existence.
She is an old cat for sure.
It's hard to say whether it's bothering her. The ear was very visibly swollen before the draining. She never used to hold it sideways like that, either - that's developed over the last two weeks or so.
She's mostly been minding her own business - we had trouble even finding her to take her to the appointment - but recently she's been very clingy and rubbing (to be fair) both ears against us. I suspect it's itchy at the very least.
Honestly, she's so old I'm just worried about her.