I guess Taylor Swift gets a pass because Trump figured she could not see it coming.
/s or something
No duh
“Donald J. Trump in no way knew about any of Jeffry’s illicit doings. In fact, he was a model, moral and honorable person - perhaps the most moral and honorable person in the history of the world, except for maybe Jesus. Jeffery used to come to me, tears in his eyes, and say I wish I could be as strong, powerful and moral as Donald. Any mention of him in any files were related to him going to church and praying.”
-Ghislaine Maxwell
Translation: Elon, please don't mention me being in the "Epstein Files" again
Taco, Taco Man...He's got to be, a Taco Man
"President should not be telling the Washington Redskins to change their name-our country has far bigger problems! FOCUS on them, not nonsense," Trump wrote in an October 2013 post on X (formerly Twitter).
On Truth Social, President Donald J. Trump issued a bold and unequivocal statement today blasting what he called a “DISGUSTING, DESPERATE, and TOTALLY FAKE” media smear campaign, denying reports that he hosted a private party for young women with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein as the only other invited guest.
“LET ME BE VERY CLEAR,” Trump said from his Mar-a-Lago estate. “I NEVER — and I mean NEVER — HOSTED ANY PARTY WITH EPSTEEN OR WHATEVER. NEVER HAPPEND. TOTAL FICTON. Just more LIES from the FAILING FAKE NEWS MEDIA.”
The allegation, first published in The New York Times is based on statements by Florida businessman George Houraney and claimed a gathering at Trump’s Florida property included young women and only one other guest—Jeffrey Epstein. Trump called the implication “SICK, TWISTED NONSENSE from a LOSER who I REFUSED to give a job to, even though HE BEGGED ME!.”
“JEFFREY EPSTEEN? I BANNED HIM FROM MAR-A-LAGO, OKAY? He was a VERY BAD GUY. Everyone KNOWS IT. The WORST. Unlike SLICK WILLIE CLINTON — who was flying on the ‘LOLCITA EXPRESS’ like, what, 30 times? SAD!”
Trump went on to recount an alleged emotional encounter with a supporter. “A VERY STRONG MAN came up to me, big guy, tough — real tough — tears in his eyes. And he said, ‘SIR, THANK YOU for NEVER going to that party. THANK YOU for KICKING OUT EPSTEEN.’ And I said, ‘I KNOW.’ He cried. It was beautifull. Most people wouldn’t understand.”
Team Trump emphasized that “no credible evidence exists” of any such party and warned that legal action may be taken against “SLANDEROUS HACKS” in the press.
“IT’S ALWAYS FAKE NEWS,” Trump concluded. “THEY’VE BEEN LYING SINCE THE ESCALATOR. TOTAL WITCHUNT. VERY UNFARE!”
TRUMP BLASTS OBAMA AND CLINTON OVER EPSTEIN CONNECTIONS: "THEY’RE RESPONSIBLE, NOT ME!"
NEW YORK, NY — Former President Donald Trump has launched a scathing attack on his political rivals, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, claiming that they are the ones truly responsible for the infamous financier Jeffrey Epstein’s actions, not him.
In a fiery statement released earlier today, Trump called out both Obama and Clinton for their "connections" to Epstein, saying, "Look, folks, we all know who was REALLY involved. It wasn’t me. It was Obama and Clinton. These two are as deep in Epstein’s world as anyone, and now they want to pretend they didn’t know what was going on? Please."
Trump pointed to the well-known history of Epstein’s association with the Clinton family, calling it "a total disaster." "Bill Clintonwas flying around on Epstein ’s private plane, heading to his private island. You can’t get any more involved than that, folks. It’s absolutely unbelievable, but they think they can cover it up. Not on my watch."
As for Obama, Trump didn’t hold back, accusing the former president of turning a blind eye to Epstein's behavior. "Obama might act all holier-than-thou now, but let’s not forget, he had Epstein at the White House. He had him over for parties, events – you name it. They probably even had pizza. Big, fancy pizza parties. And guess what? I wasn’t invited. But now, they want to throw the blame on me? Not happening. By the way, at least I never wore a tan suit at any events. Never."
Trump then added a nod to a notorious moment during Obama’s presidency. "And let’s not forget the Grey Poupon moment. That mustard incident. I was never a fan of the fancy mustard, folks. A real leader knows that you don’t need that stuff. Just a little ketchup. But Obama and Clinton, they want to act like they didn’t know what was happening with Epstein, like they’re innocent in all of this. I think we all know the truth."
Trump concluded by adding, "Let’s be real here: I’m not responsible for Epstein’s terrible actions. The Clintons and Obama are the ones who need to answer the tough questions. If the media had any guts, they’d focus on that."