baking sheets with vegetables in the oven, below the sheet on the left has yellow text reading “SATIRE CRINGE ACCOUNT” and sheet on the right has pink text reading “SINCERE CRINGE ACCOUNT”
He died for our CinemaSins
(ding)
xkbx
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Ah, the sound of trapped gases escaping the body
I found this link if it helps, but can make for no guarantee of its veracity, or otherwise true true making of word writer
Ceremorphosis, eh?
Don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax unzips “sir please leave”
ಠ_ಠ
my face when
“I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick”
Anakin Skankwalker
Good god man think of the fruitarians
Shitty idea but those lines look clean as fuck
Quench thyself with water, for thine lips are cracked and parched. Do not lick thine lips, ye ass who possesseth dry and cracked lips, with thine tongue belonging to such a dry and cracked lip-having egg!
Man I don’t fully understand what’s going on but I’m loving the guilt chameleon spirit
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Montreal shopping mall plays “Baby Shark” on repeat to prevent unhoused people from loittering
(montreal.ctvnews.ca)
On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.
I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.
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Gift me 1 million dollars