xkbx

joined 1 year ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 17 points 8 months ago (7 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 64 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I always felt that broccoli was spelt the way it looked

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 8 months ago

Damn, Biggie & Doja, always on the opposite extremes for everything except time

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No, there’s nothing down there, just a shirtless incel that browses Vchan all day. Scared of flashlights for some reason

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 32 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Fool me once

He’s probably locked up in a vampire basement somewhere

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 46 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Oh god could you imagine how horrible it would be if a transwoman broke into your house

They’d just eat all my snacks and download F:NV

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 44 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I exclusively drink bull milk

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 46 points 8 months ago

He suffers from Kamala derangement syndrome

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 117 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Weird, generally latex prevents children from getting in

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Your partner and your equivalent parent (mom/gf, dad/bf, sensei/nf) switch place, and you have to bone one (to completion) of them to switch them back. Who do you pick, and what’s wrong with you, you sick bastard?

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