I want to visit America one time just for the food. I keep hearing from American TV about twinkies and red vines and all kinds of stuff, then I try them whenever I get a chance here in the UK and theyre so bad. I need to know for sure whether we're getting a version that conforms to our food laws and they lose a lot in the process or if theyre really that terrible.
yermaw
joined 2 weeks ago
Holy shit.
To think I was envious of America when I was young.
Nobody said anything about stopping honking.
Honk
"I just want to see what's there"
"Make an account first."
"Is it worth making an account?"
"Make an account and find out" "Oh you must provide a valid email to verify" "Surprise fucker its spam forever"
Except there's also a shredder instead of just a photocopier
The off-brand KFC run by people who barely speak English. Sometimes it's food poisoning but usually its the best chicken I've ever tasted.
I feel you. Ive been maybe tomorrow for about 5 years at this point.
But it ain't tomorrow.
Their imagined reality will collapse
It doesnt need to. Glorious leader has announced his willingness to use fake news for the greater good! Praise be!
Thats how santa sees you when youre sleeping.
20 years later I still remember this infuriating customer exchange at mcdonalds. Customer asks for a plain cheeseburger. Bearing in mind that a cheeseburger is 10p more than a hamburger.
"Is that a cheeseburger or a hamburger?" "Just a plain cheeseburger with nothing on it" "OK".
Customer comes back 10 minutes later
"there's cheese on that I said nothing on it" "So a hamburger instead" "No just a fucking cheeseburger with nothing on it no cheese either are you fucking stupid no fucking wonder you work at mcdonakds you thick fucking prick are you being fucking cheeky?"
My friends. The burger the customer left with was not as plain as it looked.
They will. People tolerate shitloads. They doubly tolerate it if you tell them to think of the children and point out the only reason they could possibly be offended by this is if they were some kind of pedophile.
If you've nothing to hide, you've nothing to fear. Now submit to increasing orwellian surveillance.
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Let's see what the executives of a multimillionaire international powerhouse studio will choose.