Mild Curses

On every keyboard you use, one of the letters is flaky. It's a different letter each time. Sometimes that letter sticks down, and you get "ttttttttt", someimes i doesn' work attttttttttt all.

For example, if your balance is divisible by two at midnight, you lose half of that account. Circumventing this effect by moving money between accounts works fine. It's just annoying.

This sounds mildly inconvenient at first but then you take a dump and realize the depth of the hell I sentenced you to

Both larger and smaller