Mild Curses

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A community for discussing mild curses, the kind that won’t ruin your life, but will definitely make it a lot more inconvenient.

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You'll always be the one who was to hang up, and you will feel bad about it, and this situation will happen regardless of what the call is, unless it's automated.

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Ugh, what muscles do I use to get this stuff down my throat again?

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It is so hard to spend that kind of change.

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Examples: ATMs, private bathrooms, the office refrigerator, and anything else you might wait in line to use or for which to receive service.

The person takes the normal amount of time, and then you go next.

Edit: spellimg

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It does not taste good

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You feel every discomfort of every sentient being that was directly and specifically necessary for the goods and services you use.

For example, if you bite into an apple, you can feel the hot air and sweat while you're picking it. You feel the pain in your back while you're driving it cross-country to a distribution center. Your feet ache in the last hour of scanning groceries at the store (where applicable. It's crazy some cashiers have to stand).

I've skipped a lot of steps, but you get the idea.

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You can let nature take it's course or save one, but you have to convince yourself why that person was the better choice.

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