Remember_the_tooth

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Thank you so much for sharing. That was the most "beans in a cup" video I've ever seen.

Industrialized molestation. What a time to be alive.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

Are they gonna start grabbing genitals? Most people haven't been karyotyped, and I don't see the "small government" people submitting to it for placement on their driver's licenses. Even then, there are cisgender afabs/amabs that don't conform to the "XY = man, XX = woman" standard that they pretend to adhere to. What do they think this even accomplishes beyond sniffing their own farts?

A bomb squad goes to diffuse it, but a cat just jumps out of the box.

Terrorist: "Wait, then what did I do with the-"

Order from BDS? Are you crazy? It would take forever and probably not make it in one piece. You should try Bombing Express. They have next day air.

Gimme your address so I can send you a bomb detector.

Aww, man! Cthulhu's turning fascist too?

He tells it like it is except when he doesn't or it isn't, sometimes all at once. Depends on what I need to believe.

Oh, I get it now. Thanks.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

The more expensive ones sell out faster?

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Josh, Joshua, Jesus, Iesus, Yeshua, Yehoshua. There's something there. Good call.

 

I wish I remembered the name of that one site I found halfway down the rabbit hole, though.

 

How is it different than hell? What are the punishments? What acts get one sent there?

 

They still bring it up at holidays, though.

 

Shall I downvote it, sir?

 

Otolaryngologists hate this one weird trick.

 

Why accept the head when you can have the whole cow?

 

Weed may have been involved

 

It's a corny joke

 

They are the eggmen

 

You went to culinary school, Jonathan.

 
 

It's bean time

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