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It's bean time

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Are these the "coffee beans" I hear about?

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Yes. Yes, they are.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm more of a pocket spaghetti type.

Zip-lock bags were MADE for ps!

Also, if people regularly see you eating pocket spaghetti, they'll never expect pocket sand!

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Morning in the UK, there's toast at the bottom of the cup.

There's a special place in hell for people that promote this cuisine. Admittedly, it's not as far down as the hell for people who tolerate regular mass shootings, but it's still a crime.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You want some street beans?

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wonder how well that would sell. A hot cup of beans might be enticing on a cold winter's morning.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sell? Forces street beans into your hands

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you insulting muh street beans? They're not sticky they're savory.

I'm sorry. I meant to say they're streets ahead.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ 🎶HANDS ME DOWN THAT CAN OF BEANS🎶

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you so much for sharing. That was the most "beans in a cup" video I've ever seen.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

if you've got three hours to kill Paint Your Wagon is my favorite western. It has Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin in a polyamorous throuple.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Sold. I'll check it out soon.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I hanker for a cup-a, a glass or flask or mug-a. I hanker for a cup of beans.

I wonder if there's any experimentation on how many different kinds of containers beans can go into.