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[–] scytale@lemm.ee 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A corndog with cheese inside would probably sell well.

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Korea already has that, and they are amazing.

That's great news! My cardiologist has been looking at getting a boat.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just today heard that some restaurant in the UK switched from selling sushi to selling hot dogs. This is what I imagined that to look like.

Holy crap! That's one hell of a transition!

"Alright, folks! Sales are down, and we're changing over the line! Get that 5.56 ammo stuff out and get the baby pacifier stuff in. C'mon people, let's move!"

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would fucking destroy this.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It absolutely should be destroyed, and all evidence of its existence erased .

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What the fuck are you on about this is some gourmet shit.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's an abomination and a monument to the hubris of culinary science.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A corndog is simply a beef wellington from a different socioeconomic status so don't be classist.

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Interesting that you chose a monarchist for this!

(I don't know if he is, I just stereotyped him)

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

There’s all beef wieners but if it’s the more common pork/beef blend then it’s a peef wellington.

I stand corrected...uh...what did you say your name was? Ah, I stand corrected, you there.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Weirdly enough, that's not the problem with this. The etymology of the word "sushi" stems from a reference to rice. The fact that there's no rice in it is the etymological problem with this, for what that's worth.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

I mean, this is just using the traditional North American grain -- corn -- instead of rice.

Are you saying my culture is wrong?! /s

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've eaten a lot of raw hotdogs in my day. I wouldn't mind

I think I saw that episode of Futurama.

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is that ketchup peeking out from the bottom of the photo, oh fuck yea, a man of culture and influence prepared this

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This prompts me to question your definition of "cultured."

[–] radix@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I feel like that's on brand here.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

I know, right?

No BBQ or horseradish sauce? So pedestrian!