The Cool Side of the Pillow

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A place for my thoughts. Maybe yours. Maybe we can talk. It's up to you and whether or not you post here.

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Just randomly started thinking about the first time in the original Sims game how I made a gay couple by making 2 polar opposites male sims, sticking them in a house they couldn't leave together and just making them flirt until they woohoo'd.

One was a big tough jock and the other a wimpy Poindexter nerdy boy. After they woohoo'd, the jock cheered and the nerd cried.

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It's lunch, I'm hungry, got $5, so I open the McDonald's app to see what deals I can do. Realize I have 10,000+ points for free shit cuz it for some reason didn't expire (I eat fast food maybe once a month).

Can't do more than 1 reward per order. Can't also add other deals like the $2 QPC or a $1 fry. Notice it says per order and not in a 24 hour period. So now I have 3 cheeseburgers, 2 small fries, a soda and an ice cream and it took them 7 trips and hella time just to serve me while I chill in the pick up spot. Suckers.

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I have this Ender 3 clone printer but one of the little metal thingamabobs that click the stop button on the servo broke, so it won't properly center unless I put something else on the print head to hit the tiny little button that tells it it's all the way to the edge.

My sister got a little resin printer recently and I just had the idea of using that to print a replacement for the thing that broke and effectively fix one 3D printer by using another one. ๐Ÿคฃ

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But then I was told about PILK

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Sometimes that stupid comment was stupid on purpose. As a joke.

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be me

hungry af

Start making delicious sausage and rice meal

It takes 40 minutes

Dying whole time

Food is done cooking

Suddenly not hungry

FML

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Sometime between 7th and 9th grade, I saw something that I cannot explain and has freaked me the fuck out ever since. I really didn't expect anyone to believe me then, and I really don't expect anyone to now but I need to get it off my chest to maybe get it off my mind.

I had woken up around 3 in the morning thirsty as hell, so I groggily got up, grabbed my cup off my night stand and went downstairs to get some water. I barely had my eyes open until I was standing in front of the fridge and only opened them to make sure the ice was set to cubed as my mom would always leave it on crushed. I immediately noticed a dull, amber light illuminating the kitchen from the window in front of the sink.

The nearest street lamp on the street behind my house was a few houses down and didn't really reach the kitchen from the angle it was relative to it, so I turned around to see where this light was coming from and as soon as I saw it I reflexively backed into the fridge and slipped falling onto my ass. I just sat there stunned and scared shitless because what I saw was nothing of this world I've seen or read about.

I managed to get the courage to slowly crouch and peer over the island counter I was currently behind to get a better look. In my backyard were two things seemingly looking for something. They had large, lumpy heads (or at least it was a prominent part of the top of the body) that were translucent and emitting the amber light. Stuff was floating around in the head but I couldn't make out more than black silhouettes against the light.

They had no eyes that I could discern, but they had mouths with puffy, puckered, reddish lips that a long, pointed blue or black (hard to tell with the orangish light) tongue would occasionally flick out and lick the air; like a snake "sniffing." I couldn't tell if they had a real body or if from the "neck" of the creature was only tendrils. They had several long appendages that seemed specialized with different "hands," some of which looked like they could have been technological tools as they had somewhat recognizable man-made shapes such as a drill on one and an infrared thermometer on another.

The one further from the window I thought had what looked like a metallic backpack on but before I could really look at any detail I might have gleamed in the amber light, the one closest to the window slapped one of its "arms" against the window with a "hand" of a dozen or more smaller, worm-like fingers all wriggling against the glass, and I'll never forget the sound it made as it probed the window. A light, meaty slapping and streaking sound as they bumped and slithered across it.

That's when I had had enough and slowly crawled on my butt staying as low as I could back out of the kitchen, down the hall and out of sight of the window before standing up and bolting back to my room, locking the door behind me and pushing my dresser in front of the window. I just sat on my bed huddled in the corner of the wall watching the window until I could see the sunlight peeking through behind the dresser before I finally passed out.

When I woke later in the afternoon, before the sun had gone down I went into the backyard to see if anything was out of place and I couldn't find anything weird. Not a mark in the dirt, not any residue on the glass where that thing has rubbed it, nothing. I've searched online for cryptids or even alien encounters that match what I saw and have never come up with anything even remotely close. I don't know what the fuck those things were, and I am not even entirely sure they are a threat but it makes me feel extremely uneasy knowing that they exist.

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It's worth the sucking chest wound, IMO.

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I noticed I am encumbered, and I go to see hy how much and it's fucking 311/140. Mostly because somewhere I picked up 35 fucking Austenitic Manifolds and they weigh so fucking much (4.30 per unit).

I need these things badly for upgrades so I refuse to drop them and I haven't even found the chem that would temporarily boost my carry capacity (surely it exists? It can't not exist in a Bethesda game!). I wish I could just teleport it all directly to my ship. Beam my garbage up, Scotty! Save me from getting winded every 5 steps! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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From my secondary account so those who may have already blocked me can see because fuck you.

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Or other places. Who wouldn't have a crisis if they stumbled upon their own posts in /r/niceguys or /r/LeopardsAtMyFace?

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Like... Skinny people have the waist band of their pants almost up to their belly button; I keep the back of mine over my ass, but the front under my gut (cuz I'm fat), so they kinda sit at a 45 degree angle from front to back.

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Or how many others block me for mine and thus never have the joy of reading my comments. ๐Ÿ˜ž

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Ever since I moved in here, I've hated the landscaping service. They send like 20 dudes who spend all day in one small area of the complex running leaf blowers and just jacking up the plants. The first week the flowers started blooming, the bastards cut all the flowers off. Likely to be sold somewhere as they were cut with shears at the right angle for putting in a vase with water. So we only had flowers making the area look and smell nice for about a day.

They have completely removed all of the greenery in the little corridor that leads from the parking lot to the first open grass area inside the complex. None of it was dead, it just needed a light little trim. They just ripped it the fuck out. Half the shrubs that are meant to be squared off little barriers, have huge gaps and holes in them from where they trimmed too much. I only know they are doing a shit job there because I have taken ornamental horticulture classes and was quite good at it.

They are the most used landscapers in this entire area and it really shows; everywhere they operate has absolutely awful landscaping.

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I still would be stuck right where I am. ๐Ÿ˜ 

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Do they just follow their nose? ๐Ÿค”

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aka hentAI.

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Let's talk weather a bit. If we could track every single molecule of the atmosphere, we could very accurately predict the future. At least when it came to the future of weather. This is basically meteorology. It's not perfect because they can't track everything though. They have gaps in their data.

Well we also work backwards, so we can guestimate the past also. We can observe things a while, then work backwards beyond the point of observation and figure out where something came from.

So if we could track every fundamental bit of the entire universe we could, using a bit of math, predict the future and understand the past. Including human behaviour. Free will is, ultimately, an illusion because every action, every thought you have had, are having, or will have is governed by the same laws of the universe that created stars and planets and how those things move and how chemistry works, meaning even it can be predicted.

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They've been around so long, and are so ubiquitous to soda, is there really anyone on Earth that doesn't know it exists? ๐Ÿค”

It's not like they run "convincing" ads against competitors anymore. Like a Coke ad isn't trying to convince me to switch brands, they're just like "Hey! This exists! Come try it!"

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