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Nanowar of Steel - HelloWorld.java (www.youtube.com)
submitted 2 months ago by e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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There also is a GitHub repo.

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Minor accomplishments (lemm.ee)
submitted 3 months ago by DickFiasco@lemm.ee to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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I love Swift (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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checkmate (slrpnk.net)
submitted 3 months ago by blibla@slrpnk.net to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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LICENSE.TXT (www.youtube.com)
submitted 3 months ago by mesamunefire@lemmy.world to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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IP over Avian Carriers - Wikipedia (en.wikipedia.org)
submitted 3 months ago by mesamunefire@lemmy.world to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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In December 2005, a Gartner report on bird flu that concluded "A pandemic wouldn't affect IT systems directly" was humorously criticized for neglecting to consider RFC 1149 and RFC 2549 in its analysis.[6]

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Me as a database administrator when someone asks what my job is (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 3 months ago by pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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CompareBooleans (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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We all know who came first (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 4 months ago by Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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Episode 1 - Mongo DB Is Web Scale - A classic (www.youtube.com)
submitted 4 months ago by mesamunefire@lemmy.world to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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soft pack (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 4 months ago by pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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When Autocorrect Sucks (programming.dev)
submitted 5 months ago by harendra21@programming.dev to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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Time to take a break (www.githubstatus.com)
submitted 6 months ago by mesamunefire@lemmy.world to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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Is this a monad? (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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Interview with Senior JS Developer 2024 [NEW] (www.youtube.com)
submitted 10 months ago by ugjka@lemmy.world to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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Haha penis (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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Testing our brains. How would this node.js and python solution look to you? (chat-to.dev)
submitted 1 year ago by amargo85@infosec.pub to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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Many thumbnail programs exist that will take a large image and reduce it to a thumbnail for you, often supporting working in batches. But what about turning user-uploaded images into thumbnails? Obviously, you don’t want to simply send a large image to the browser and have HTML resize it, because the quality wouldn’t be great, and your bandwidth would go through the roof. So you need something to handle this process on the fly, which is where this recipe comes in handy.

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Rockstar devs (i.postimg.cc)
submitted 1 year ago by shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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This was too funny not to cross-post (derp.foo)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Rustmilian@lemmy.world to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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Ya okay buddy. (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 year ago by gnubyte@lemmy.ml to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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I am God's greatest programmer (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by bigboismith@lemmy.world to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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Now what (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by Adequately_Insane@lemmy.world to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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The future is here (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Adequately_Insane@lemmy.world to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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Always wanted an AI assistant that can write smut inside IDE while I write code

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What are you thinking about? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by devil_d0c@lemmy.world to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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I dunno... just software engineering things I guess.

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lgtm 👍 (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by devil_d0c@lemmy.world to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
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115 files changed and almost 3k lines added... sure, I'll have this reviewed by tomorrow for ya 🙄

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