Me: Yeah, that was totally on purpose. I didn't just look through my pictures for a recent head shot and then not notice my nakedness. That would be absurd.

/me changes it as quickly as possible

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I had a shirtless incident working at a hardware shop in my early 20s. I was given my work uniform, but I didn't see any changing room, so I just popped into an empty office to change. It was just a shirt - a 10 second job - no problem. Ripping of my shirt, I heard shouting from the neighbouring office from my new (female) boss: "we have about 3 active cameras in that office, just thought you might want to know."

In panic I quickly had to decide between apologizing, becoming embarrased or running away. My smart ass brain landed on shouting back "if you see anything you like, speak up!"

I was very that lucky she just found it funny.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

I have dreams where I end up shirtless (or worse) at various places I've worked in the past pretty often. I don't think being naked in public would even really bother me anymore because of that. Other than the criminal charges of course.