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[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

One bracelet to rule them all. Two earrings to find them. A necklace to bind them. Maybe a fancy gold watch.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

Perhaps a diadem? The ol HP-LOTR crossover?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

honestly the idea of a blinged out bad guy who is only powerful due to their 500 enchanted pieces of jewelry is pretty sick, their one crippling weakness is that every step makes them jingle like a christmas carol

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

jingle-jingle

Legolas: Oh shit... Glamrond the Fabulous draws near...

jingle -jingle

Gimli: What do you hear with your elf ears?

jingle-jingle

Legolas: He is... Dripping with Rizz...

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 months ago

oh god and of course they'd have a pimp stick for a wand, perhaps yeezys of the traveller?