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You can lead a P to M but you can’t make ’em F’ing R (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by davel@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] kungen@feddit.nu 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What a horrible pipeline you have. There's surely some way you could speed up that process?

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

And cut into their Lemmy time? Inconceivable!

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

compiling is like doing a poo at work. you could do it faster if you tried, but it's much more fun to browse your phone instead

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Meh, I guess I've been at much more humane workplaces, where it feels nicer to get my work done efficiently and then no one cares if I leave much earlier.

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Hold onto that, those are diamonds in the rough!