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[–] don@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’m an infinite, all powerful god that knows everything that can be known. I made an order of angel whose jobs are to 1) spin around my face, forever telling me how awesome I am; and 2) be guards to the gates of my throne room, to keep the wayward demon or lost soul from sneaking in.

Are you really gonna tell me that chopping that teeeeeenny little bit of skin off the tip of your shlong is unreasonable?

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why did you create us with foreskin if you just want it removed?

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Packaging for transport.

Jokes aside, fuck genital mutilation

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

Agree 100%. 🤜🤛

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] don@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Wait till I tell ‘em what I’m gonna have ‘em do with their eyelids lol

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] don@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Well, fuck. Really hadn’t planned for that answer, tbh. Bit awkward, this.