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[โ€“] mesamunefire@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It might be my area. Most COBOL infa got replaced or is on life support. But I did happen to see the good stuff once in a while. There's a reason it was not touched.

A small part of me thinks it might be the place to retire. Working on old code bases.

My last COBOL work was in a bank that replaced COBOL with Java and minicomputers with the indies servers in a misguided effort to modernize. Before that we had five mainframe programmers, after Java we had a dozen more and no one was really sure how many layers that Java onion had. People kept piling abstractions on it in another misguided effort to make it simple.