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Dodge Chargers Now Have Pop-Up Ads at Every Stoplight... Just What Nobody Asked For (fuelarc.com)

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Nothing quite says “high-performance muscle car” like a popup ad for a Mopar Extended Warranty covering your whole center console. That’s right, Dodge Charger owners are now experiencing an exciting new feature: pop-up ads that appear every time the vehicle stops at a light. This absolute garbage feature was spotted in the wild, take a look here.

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[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 23 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Stuck in traffic......introducing, the all new 2025 elantra! Hyundai has done it again! We all known it sounds like sentra but they keep making new elantras every year! Now just 54,978.73 with a 56% Apr amortized weekly!

Papa pa pa paaaa! I'm loving it!

New on the McDonalds menu!

Thanks for listening to 100.7! Your friends Krissy and tushy.

Avocados from Mexico!... Now just $4.50 extra on every taco!

Donate to Snt Vincent's cousin Alfredo Medo. Every year thousands go hungry without a proper apply wristwatch...

At Von's club we're family!

You've arrived! Welcome home! Don't forget the two dildoes on your Amazon cart! The pink one is Christina's favorite. Antonio loves the blue one because its gir....door slams!

Hatchback opens.....when you open up a new Coke check under the cap to win a trip to Eldorado! ...hatchback slams!

[–] commander@lemmings.world 21 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

What's sad is a significant amount of people have simply been conditioned to accept that level of noise in their lives.

If things are quieter and they aren't getting products shoved in their faces 24/7, they become visibly uncomfortable.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Lol seriously! When we had our first kid and moved to a new place we didn't unpack the TV at all and that made things inside the house quiet. Like weird quiet.

[–] r4venw@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 hours ago

The quiet means you have to deal with your own thoughts and theyre certainly not going to do that!

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I really fucking dislike that you used Hyundai when they are like the one company that still does cool fucking shit at prices normal people can afford.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

They are also one of the worst ones at collecting your data

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

source?

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Is a forced subscription to use basic features included in this supposed "cool fucking shit"?

Because they do that, now I won't tell you how to live but I would not categorize selling basic features back to me as "cool fucking shit"

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

yeah, I don't get why Hyundai doesn't run it's servers for free thus avoiding having to have the customer be charged for it.

also they should be developing the app for free, by just not paying developers, what a genius idea you have, let me contact Hyundai Corporate right away.