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Marco Rubio humiliated by tiny red carpet rolled out as he lands in Canada for G7 (www.irishstar.com)

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 87 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everyone should start using tiny red mats like you'd see in a kitchen or bathroom.

[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

With “Gnome Sweet Gnome” on it.

Then we start calling Rubio Gnome of State and variations. Just mock him mercilessly.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

i like gnomes tho

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 21 hours ago

And put something slick under it so they slip