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[–] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As an American living in a region with halfway decent (by American standards) public transit, I feel like I hear more comments aligned with the European side than the American side. If public transit has literally any downsides, that's justification enough to drive for so many people.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

if public transit isn't very good at eating me out, I need to buy a ford T1000 P!E!D!E!S!T!R!I!A!N!M!U!T!I!L!A!T!O!R! and roll coal.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Baby, people call me a 2-8-0 Locomotive. I can take you places that you never thought of.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

okay but do you run on overhead wire or third rail power, and how many people can be inside you at once? none of this 'individual pods' shit, please.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm so hot, I'm constantly steaming. I'm generally a workhouse, carrying all that freight. Moving vast amount of passengers is no sweat for me.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

passengers getting in and out of you every few minutes. men, women, anyone, hundreds at a time, from cities across the nation? slowly, gently, unceasingly for as long as 20 hours at a time?

thank you for helping me make trains a sex thing. I feel like it's our last hope.

If you want people getting off quickly, you want those young, third rail trains.

I'm all about keeping people on for the long haul. I'm all the journey over long distances.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

First answer: neither: it runs on coal.

Second answer: 2, fireman and driver

BTW 2-8-0 means 2 leading wheels 8 driving wheels and no trailing wheels.

Like this bad boy:

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

only if you have capacity for at least several hundred people in you. or several tons of freight.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Not in, behind

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Although the US and Europe are nearly identical in area, Europe's population centers are far more uniformly distributed. Big cities in America are mostly around the edges, with a vast, sparsely populated area in the middle. Most intercity train service in America is in that fringe, where the spacing between cities is more like in Europe.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Sure, intercity will never work in the US. Except on both coasts. And upper Midwest. And in a couple mountain and high desert areas. Dammit, that’s like 70% of the population

[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And yet we don't have true hsr in the northeast, where the big cities are...

or california. for.... some reason.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

True, but the post is about trains being on schedule (or showing up at all), not about speed. I wasn't saying US trains service is as good as European.

[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I just see that said a lot and think its a bad excuse for having bad service.

Especially when we had much better service 100 years ago, with a fraction of the modern day population.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

100 years ago was also before the era of profit hyper-optimization, which it turns out de-optimizes every other aspect of a thing.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is this a “glass half full” thing? Can a non-existent train never be late or never be in time?

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

No, it's not a value judgement of any kind. Imagine that - just making an observation with no implications or underlying opinion to swipe left/right on. What a concept.