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RFK Jr. Suggests Letting Bird Flu Spread (www.usnews.com)

submitted 13 hours ago by DrunkEngineer@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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A controversial proposal from U.S Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to let bird flu naturally spread through poultry farms is raising alarms among scientists -- who say the move could be inhumane and dangerous.

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[–] eddanja@lemmy.world 49 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

That's not RFK Jr. talking. He died long ago. His body is being controlled by the worms.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I think the worms are the most intelligent part about the guy.

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 12 hours ago

This was the worms' plan all along: finally revenge on the chickens.