this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2025
379 points (97.3% liked)

Funny

8769 readers
2314 users here now

General rules:

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Bedsheets do not in fact make an adequate parachute for a second story jump, btw.

Learned second hand that umbrellas also don't work well as parachutes. My cousin was the first hand ~~victim~~ experimenter

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Die, Mary Poppins, die! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hope it at least had the good manners to do the comical "collapse up / backwards on itself" thing!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was a table height fall, roughly 1 meter, not enough for that to happen.

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Lol eh, that sounds pretty hilarious