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[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I'm for 2 through ~~6~~ 8. Though I would have liked #1 to use as incentive to get my kids to listen.

"Just remember we can still abort you, so this room better be cleaned up."

Edit oops miscounted

[–] Rokin@lemm.ee 11 points 4 days ago

"I brought you into this world, I can take you out"

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But 7 and 8 are the most reasonable

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Doh, miscounted