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Male 'mistakes'
Australia ... https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-04-29/police-report-made-over-desk-masturbation-scandal/100105650
USA- ... https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jeffrey-toobin-zoom-masturbation-cnn_n_60c2638ee4b0b03d15207182
Canada ... https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/william-amos-mp-zoom-video-canada-b1831772.html
Sweden ... https://www.vice.com/en/article/politician-accused-of-masturbating-on-zoom-says-he-was-scratching-an-itch/
USA ... https://wfuv.org/content/weiner-resigns-over-sexting-scandal
Im a male, with a job, and had 0 accidents. Am I doing something wrong?
You're juste using proper numeric hygiene by locking your phone when you masturbate during lunch breaks. Like everyone ought to.
Or don't use your 'O'-face for your face unlock.
Women do it to they just charge men money for it
Why is everyone doing sex stuff over zoom of all places
They aren’t..the Canadian was changing from joggers to his work clothes and left a camera on so I’m not even sure why that got collected into masturbating. Unless people here are so unfamiliar with the naked body they don’t know these are separate things.
Why bring facts into sexist generalizations?
This is my worst nightmare, this is why I have ordered a 3d printed camera cover for my webcam, easy to double check that it's covered