Should I post this to software gore?
this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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Three Partial headlines are shown, what more do you want? 😤
The bar is so low and these guys still clothesline themselves somehow
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Amateur. You're supposed to blame Chinese hackers paid for by George Soros, and go on like nothing happened.
If only he'd sent war plans, he could have just shrugged and moved on like nothing happened.
Maybe a video of him jerking off to war plans
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bucket list
☑ "accidentally" send Steffie in Legal jerkoff video
☑ quit job and watch soaps all day
☐ bungee jump naked, send Steffie video lol
he's like well if im gonna do it ill might as well save money on the investigation and cut out the middleman
Can we ban nypost from this comm please? They're not a credible source
Some of the best parts-
"City Attorney Stefanie Stalheim told investigators she had spoken to Ross about a police officer’s suicide just minutes before she received a video of the mayor going to town on himself."
"Ross tried to put the jack back in the box — explaining to Stalheim that he recorded the “sexy video for his girlfriend” on his lunch break and requested the attorney delete the smut and keep the entire incident between the two of them.
The wanker later told city investigators that his girlfriend’s name also begins with the letter ‘C,’ which is why the vulgar vid was mistakenly sent to a contact saved as ‘City Attorney,’ the outlet reported."
As to political party, the post is "apolitical," so there is no party affiliation.
As to political party, the post is "apolitical," so there is no party affiliation.
We already know there's like a 90% chance it's a Republican, even without knowing that this is rural North Dakota.
Confirmed
From back before he was mayor: 'Alderman Tom Ross disagreed. “Obviously, since I’m the only one up on the dais without a face mask, I’m going to speak to the other side,” he said.'
I'm sure the post would've highlighted it if it were a democrat. Just fascist propaganda things...
Lol the use of wanker here is 10/10
ffs, personal shit on personal devices, work shit on work devices. That way you don't fat finger dick picks to colleagues.
Even better practice is to assume that all your phone data is public.
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lunch-break masturbation
Oh of course! Sandwich, milkshake, masturbate. That's lunch break, right?
Wait, isn't this how everyone does WFH lunch?
I knew I was forgetting something... Need to find my blender.
...For the milkshake, right?
Is this sarcasm? Its pretty normal.
What's not normal is recording a video of it and sending that video to a coworker. That's the part that's not ok
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You gotta wonder what the fuck was going through that idiot's head. If you want to end your career, just resign. You don't actually have to do something like this first.
You gotta wonder what the fuck was going through that idiot's head
Probably lead particles and ivermectin
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Wonder if he thought there was something going on between them so he decided to escalate it to the "How can she resist a guy jerking off?" level.
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pulled himself out of office Wednesday
Why is this grounds for resignation? He clearly said he sent it by accident.
Could happen to anyone.
Couldn't happen to anyone that doesn't masturbate on their lunch break.
I know! Could literally happen to anyone!
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Sure he SAID it was an accident, AFTER she reacted with outrage. Then he tried to shut her up. That's the behavior of someone who's gotten away with this behavior before, probably with women who were in a more vulnerable position. She wound up filing for sexual harassment, so this may be the tip of the iceberg for his behavior. It's what she had evidence for.
Are you also jacking it at work in your lunch break?
It’s like pooping, why would I wait until I got home if I could be paid to do it at the office?
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Let ye who has not sent a masturbation video to a city attorney cast the first stone.
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This sounds like something a Republican would do.
Apparently he's nonpartisan, at least according to this daily beast article And while I agree with you to an extent, the REAL Republican thing to do would be to not resign, and try to blame the city attorney for hacking his phone.
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Male 'mistakes'
Im a male, with a job, and had 0 accidents. Am I doing something wrong?
You're juste using proper numeric hygiene by locking your phone when you masturbate during lunch breaks. Like everyone ought to.
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Women do it to they just charge men money for it
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Time to tow the clown car to the dump, all the clowns are out.
Lol, he even looks a little like Louis C.K.
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