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I bought houses as a child?
What, you didn't use your 1994 influencer money to buy houses?
Pffft, I used money from delivering the morning papers to buy my first house. When I was 11, ELEVEN!!
However it was the delivering of milk that really helped me afford my first yacht! Every morning for months I got at 4am to deliver it. That was a hard 3 and a half months I can tell you!
You guys should just pull yourselves up by the avocados, and stop eating so many bootstraps!!
You didn't know to sell one of your beanie babies to pay for a house? That's like wu tangs #1 rule: diversify. Going all in on beanie babies is all fun and games until your divorce has you fighting over the most precious things in your life.