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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This almost happened to me at work. I almost pasted some NSFW text to work slack because i was trying to copy a link but i didnt realize that for some reason the link didn't copy. So when i pasted the text to slack, it pasted my last copied text which contained some NSFW content. I was so panicked but thankfully i did not send the message. At the same time idk if i would want to carry two phones with me At all times. I would also need to keep both phones charged. Urg. I wish there was a way to keep your clipboard separate between personal and work profiles.

[–] Colloidal@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tha'ts why you Ctrl+C thrice and Ctrl+V once.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I cant ctrl c on my phone 😭

[–] Colloidal@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

Long-press and copy twice. It's the law.