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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee -4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Til people use real eggs on easter. What do they do with them? It's not like you can put candy in them

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

They eat them. Because they're food

[–] Kojichan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hard boil them before painting. They still keep in the fridge. Eat them with a bit of salt and pepper.

We also emptied out the egg shells by poking holes in both ends, then blew out and rinsed the interiors. Afterward, fill with melted chocolate.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 1 points 23 hours ago

Wow, never heard of the last thing. Neat idea.