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Anon is at a work function (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Unless there is free food. Never pass up free food.

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 day ago

there is a food to effort ratio

(quality + cost + favor) / (pain + suffering + people)

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Donuts

Check.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago

Meh I wouldn't go to an event for donuts unless they're really fancy. Panera or pizza is a "maybe" bordering on "unlikely". One department at my workplace caters their optional events with a local fried chicken joint and their meetings have the best turnout because everyone wants that delicious, delicious chicken.