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[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 days ago (3 children)

All the more reason for me to have my shit locked down and not respond to people I don't know.

Like honestly I haven't had a sketchy interaction on social media for years because all my shit is private and I don't use my real name or even a picture of my face anymore.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I really wanted to believe your real name is Banana.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago

You don't know for sure that it isn't 😏

[–] Substance_P@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Hey Banana, do you want to talk about violent sex crimes that I think you've been thinking about, the ones that I've been thinking you might be thinking about doing? /s

[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Substance_P@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Oh man, this is Handbanana gold!

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

BananaChatBot.exe has entered the chat

Prompt: cheerfully describe, in detail, thoughts about about putting obscure historical artifacts in your butt, for research purposes.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

You joke, but you don't know the level of depravity in this lil brain

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Amen. Added to that I have an extremely common name (both actually) so even if someone were to find that out, they'd still have to sift my shit from all my doppelgangers'.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

How many times have you faked your own death?