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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

RFK jr has plans to fix the fresh water supply situation.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

RFK jr has plans to ~~fix~~ monetize the fresh water supply situation.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sure his fix is either "a bit of saltwater is okay" or "we need electrolytes, it's what plants crave" with a smattering of "water? Like from the toilet?"

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago

those are the temporary solutions, until he can finish the demonic summoning circle in wyoming and strike a deal with satan for endless fresh water.

Of course, his own soul is worth about 15 pennies, so american citizens will kindly donate theirs instead!