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They called me and with tears in their eyes said, "Sir, thank you for taking this beautiful call. Sir, you have such a yuge, gargantuan penis so we need to make a deal."

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[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (6 children)

We're going to find out he's just been meeting with some random Chinese dude who lives in Ohio.

[–] raltoid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

With the way things are operating, I'm pretty sure you could get into the White House or Mar-a-Lago easily if a few people rolled up in a rented fancy towncar, suits, suitcase and someone to act as a translator.

[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

I remember mike pillow enthusiastically taking a live call thinking it was the orange garbage only to find out it's a troll.

[–] doctortofu@reddthat.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or a manager of a china (as in porcelain) shop. "Yeah, I'm the president of China... and fine dining utensils incorporated in Chattanooga Tennessee"

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago

Four Seasons......

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Total Landscaping. And then, the country elected him again.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The illegitimate son of Puyi and rightful Emperor of Ghyna... Or that's just what his business card says.

[–] Bogus007@lemm.ee 1 points 21 hours ago

Perhaps with an Asian femboy 🤨

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 21 hours ago

They'd just give such a rando some actual position after the fact to save face