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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The way you beat a gorilla is through brains, not brawn. I would probably stand a better chance than Mike Tyson, because I know I don't stand a chance head-on and would try tricks instead.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Yes, we are human, we should use our brains instead.

whips out hunting rifle

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Famous last words haha