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Anon is a fighter (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Haha listen bro there are no good ideas against a gorilla. I've seen some pretty amazing grappling feats where a much much smaller person can submit their opponents... I think you physically just cannot knock out a gorilla though their skulls are too thick. Humans are uniquely vulnerable to getting KOd so I don't think throwing punches or kicks is a valid strategy against a nonhuman

[–] PolarKraken@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah man we're pretty squishy! I'd imagine an adult gorilla has to consciously try not to hurt us in physical interactions of any kind lol, like me with my own kiddos. Fairly sure just pulling off a limb would be well within their capabilities. Guaranteed death sentence, and a brutal one, no question.