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[โ€“] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Just turned to my husband to ask are there really men out there who think they can really fight a goddamn gorilla??? Is it a joke? Have they SEEN a gorilla??? A chimp gonna kick your ass and they're smaller than an adult man wtf!

Id personally be more scared of the chimp. The gorilla is mostly a peaceful animal.